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The Writing Process Explained

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This weekend, I’ll be involved in a panel discussion at the Rochester Children and Teens Book Festival. We’ll be answering questions about, I gather, how the sausage is made. 

I don’t know the extent that they still teach it this way anymore, but there was a time when the “Writing Process” was explained as a five-step linear sequence: 1) Prewriting; 2) Drafting; 3) Revising; 4) Editing; and 5) Publishing. 

Surely that’s well-intentioned and generally kind of correct. That is, when you cut up the cadaver. But when you are in it? Actually writing? I find it all a little unrecognizable, like a kid I went to school with but can’t remember his name. Familiar but . . . not. 

Over the years, I’ve meant to put together a “real” writing process guide. It would include Dithering and Self-Loathing. And the shape would be circular, not the tidy straight line the school-taught process implies. As writers, we are constantly circling back. 

At least, that’s my way. The fact is that we’ve all got to find our own path. There’s no single way. No right and no wrong. 

For me, Thinking is the biggest part of it. All that heavy lifting that happens away from the page. Days and weeks and months of thinking, daydreaming. Mental doodles. I’ll have productive weeks where I don’t write a word. It took me a long time to learn that lesson, and it involved beating myself up repeatedly for years. After all, I had nothing to show for it. But I’ve slowly learned that’s my way. That’s how it works . . . for me. 

I’m posting today, primarily, to share this 4-page sequence from an upcoming book: Bigfoot and Dodo: Funny Business (Simon & Schuster, May 2027). This is a young graphic novel (112 pages) co-authored with the hilarious Audrey Vernick and illustrated by Joelle Dreidemy. In the story, Bigfoot and Dodo are hired by a famous writer who believes his house is haunted. It is disturbing his ability to write and, ack, he’s got a deadline. Our heroes are on the case! While Bigfoot is up in the attic experiencing adventures of her own, Dodo and the Famous Author, Mr. Peabert, have this discussion about his creative process:

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NOTE: These pages are not final, though the finished book will surely look very much like this (two-color printing). 

Audrey and I are very fond of this sequence. To us, it feels spookily, eerily, uncomfortably true.

Good luck, fellow writers. It’s a nutty process and the only way out is through. 

In the past, when I’ve taught writing for Gotham Writers, I found myself saying, “The mountain will teach you.”

That is, I compared it to skiing. Yes, you can take lessons with an “expert” on the bunny slope. Learn how to stop. Learn how to slow down. Learn how to get up after you fall. But eventually, you’ve got to get on that ski lift and ride to the top of the mountain. How do you really learn how to ski? The mountain will teach you. No one can do it for you. Whoosh. You are on your own. 

Break a leg!

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SNEAK PEAK: Funny New Graphic Novel Series for Young Readers!

 

I received a nice surprise yesterday in the mail, the first printed copy of Bigfoot and Dodo: Together at Last!

I was fortunate enough to co-write this series with my talented & hilarious friend, Audrey Vernick. We’ve finished writing the first three books in the series. Now it’s up to illustrator Joelle Dreidemy to do the heavy lifting with the illustrations. Not easy work, since every joke pretty much lives and dies with the way Joelle’s visuals set up and support and enrich the text. We’re confident in Joelle’s bright sense of humor & big time skills.

This first book won’t be out until February of 2027. For both Audrey and me, this is our first graphic novel, so it’s exciting to try something new here in my 40th year as a published author. Thank you, Simon Spotlight, for the opportunity.

Here’s a few sample spreads . . . 

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And here’s a glimpse of the second book . . . only very slightly spooky!

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Slime Time: There Will Be Math!

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Today I handed in my first draft & story map for an upcoming Choose-Your-Own-Adventure, tentatively titled, The Slime Machine. I believe it’s scheduled for Fall, 2027. 

You’d think that writing a book would involve words, not numbers, but ho-ho-ho. Where’d you ever get that silly idea? Without a map, confusion would reign and chaos would follow. 

This is the 3rd book I’ve done with the good people at Chooseco. And you’d probably assume that I’d know what I was doing by this point, but oh boy, not really! Every book is a puzzle and it’s not uncommon for me to write myself into a corner.

It reminded me of a scene from another new book coming out in 2027 (Simon & Schuster, February), Bigfoot and Dodo: Together at Last! At this point in the story, Dodo is tasked with painting the floor.

I’ve already given a hint as to how that ends up . . .

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Together at Last! was co-written with the very funny, very supportive Audrey Vernick, and illustrated by French punk rock artist, Joelle Dreidemy. What a team!

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INTRODUCING . . . the “Bigfoot & Dodo” Series!

Books take forever and the waiting is *not* the hardest part.
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Just for fun, Audrey Vernick and I started writing together about 10 years ago — we bonded over our love of James Marshall’s “George and Martha” books. We worked on and off and, though we finished more than a dozen stories, never succeeded in getting anything published. Sometimes we took breaks; sometimes we got newly energized, moving in unexpected directions. We laughed and learned as we went. About our craft and about each other. And after a long while, it became clear we’d probably never get anything published together. Just wasn’t in the cards. And it truly didn’t matter. Because in the process, we became really good friends. I’m crazy about Audrey & grateful she puts up with me.
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And then one day, out of the blue, we were offered a three-book contract in a new format for us, a marriage between an early reader and a graphic novel. The first book comes out in February, the day after my 66th birthday. It is hilariously illustrated by Joëlle Dreidemy, who is exactly the French punk-rock illustrator our project needed.
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As Basho wisely wrote, “The journey itself is home.”
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The journey has been more than enough. We never needed to “get there.” There will be no massive paychecks. But I’m so glad we’ll get a few books out of the trip!
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OFFICIAL INFO ABOUT THE TITLES from Simon & Schuster . . .
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>> Star Chapter Books are the perfect bridge for kids moving beyond beginning readers but not yet ready for longer chapter books. With short chapters, bold two-color illustrations, and fast-paced, funny stories, these confidence-building books make reading fun and rewarding.
Meet Bigfoot, a real-live bigfoot! Meet Dodo, a real-live dodo bird. That’s right—two creatures thought not to exist!
But these two kooky characters make for a daffy and delightful duo who discover the only way to feed their endless love of cupcakes is to find gainful employment, a.k.a. a job! Who will ever hire this hairbrained pair?
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Each Star Chapter Book is 112 pages long, divided into six to eight short chapters with illustrated panels on every page to keep kids engaged from start to finish. This highly visual early chapter book format supports the transition from leveled readers to chapter books, making Star Chapter Books a perfect fit for independent reading, classroom libraries, or shared story time. <<

Remembering 40 Years As a Published Author, Pt. 1: The NBA Postcard Book!

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I decided that this year I’d occasionally take a look back at my long & inglorious career as a children’s book author. Readers ask me how many books I’ve written and I honestly don’t know the answer. Lately I’ve been guessing, with my voice rising at the end, “About ninety?”

I published my first book in 1986, at age 25, a picture book titled Maxx Trax: Avalanche Rescue! Long out of print, I will still get the odd piece of fan mail about it. And since then, I’ve more or less hung in there and . . . survived. Often barely. That’s really my greatest accomplishment. That I’m still standing.

Just last week, in partnership with author Audrey Vernick, we handed in the 3rd title in our upcoming graphic novel series, Bigfoot and Dodo. We can’t wait to see it, but we’ll have to: The books won’t be out until sometime in 2027. There are other books afoot. A new lower middle-grade adventure series, The Survival Code (two titles coming, also in 2027), and a 3rd title in my “And a Moose!” series of easy readers, Two Astronauts and a Moose! Coming in, yes, I’m afraid so, 2027. 

Anyway, welcome to The Ultimate NBA Postcard Book!

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This book came out in 1997, copyright held by NBA Properties, Inc. I was a freelance writer, hungry for work: a hired gun. Around that time I was consulting with Alan Boyco at Scholastic Book Fairs, and doing odd jobs for Barbara Marcus with Scholastic Book Clubs, and just beginning to conjure up the “Jigsaw Jones” mystery series. This little project came, as I recall, at the request of Alan Boyco, who was very kind to me over the years.

The “book,” of course, was not quite a book. It was a collection of postcards with brief player profiles on the back. Here’s an example of a “page,” which was printed on sturdy cardboard stock: 

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The book consisted of 30 postcards, featuring many of the NBA’s top players at the time: Toni Kukoc, Rik Smits, Chris Webber, Joe Dumars, Patrick Ewing, etc.  My writing occupied a small space on the back. Like so:

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Maybe not the highest literary standard, I realize. But the truth is, I love this kind of writing. And I mean, I have always loved it: that classic “punchy” sportswriting voice. And while I worked hard in my career to avoid getting trapped in that box — pigeonholed as “just” a sports guy — it was something I very much enjoyed and still respect. And I was good at it, too.

Here’s a closer sample from the book:

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I still like the opening to my write-up on Glen Rice:

What does Glen Rice mean to the Charlotte Hornets? Instant offense. Winner of the three-point contest at the 1995 NBA All-Star Game, Glen has one of the purest shots in the league. He sets up behind the arc and fires hoop-seeking rainbows . . . 

That’s a swish, right?

Growing up, like so many kids, I was a huge sports fan. My favorite team was the New York Mets. When I was 8 years old, the “Miracle Mets” won the 1969 World Series. I was there, it seems, for every pitch. Watching the games with my mom, an old Brookly Dodgers fan who chomped on ice and smoked Chesterfields. In the days before ESPN and social media highlights, the only way to relive the games and follow the players in depth was to open the newspaper and read. Today I consider myself blessed to have lived in that time, because my love of sports turned me into a reader. And my first favorite writer — the first writer I was aware of, and actively enjoyed — was Dick Young, who wrote for the New York Daily News.

His writing was funny, fast-paced, sharp, and stylish. On Sundays, he penned a long, free-flowing column called “Young Ideas” where he riffed on all sorts of things, often separated, I think I remember, by an ellipses.

 

Young, a truly larger-than-life sports writer, would later become a pariah in New York, since he wrote a series of brutal, cruel, merciless columns that helped drive Tom Seaver, the Franchise, out of New York. The world of sports and American culture had changed, and Dick Young, staunchly conservative, did not change with the times. He didn’t care for hippies or the freedoms (and wealth) of modern ballplayers. Anyway: A kid, I read his columns religiously.

It is very possible that Dick Young had the most lasting effect on my writing style than any other writer I later encountered. I’d love to say it was Joan Didion or Richard Ford, but in life, nobody quite ever measures up to your first love.

Anyway, here’s the title page and that’s me, James Preller, a guy just trying to earn a living as a writer, gratefully taking whatever job came my way.

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