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I originally made this video a couple of years back and, coming across it today, I felt that the message about the value of reading was still relevant.
Maybe a librarian or teacher out there would like to share it.
Or, okay, not!
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I received three letters from the same classroom, each including a SASE (thank you!). Two of the letters came with secret codes. All of them were fairly similar and signed using only an initial (for privacy, I gather). I enjoyed responding to them, not all that seriously.
But first, the codes:
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Here are my replies . . .
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Dear N,
Just N, hmmm? That’s mysterious.
Let me guess: Noah, Nadine, Neo, Nico, Nancy, Nigel . . .
(Stop me when I get it right.)
Natasha, Nehemiah, Nelson, Naomi . . .
(I’m fading here.)
Nevan, Neely, Nori, Naadir . . .
(I give up!)
As for your code: “Can you figure out this pass code to read it if you can read it.”
Did I miss anything?
I’m glad you enjoyed Food Fight’s satisfying conclusion!
My best,
James Preller
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Dear T,
That’s it, huh? Just T.
Wait a minute, I’ve got it!
This is Mister T!
“I pity the fool!”
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Thanks for the SASE: Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope.
Saves me some money!
Be well and keep reading,
James Preller
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Dear A,
I wonder. A what? A banana? A pizza pie? A really good book? A reader?
I’m a B, personally: baffled, bewildered, bamboozled!
Let’s see if I can crack your code.
(This is fun, thanks.)
“James Preller I really liked the book the case of the food fight!”
Okay: 1) That’s good news! 2) Pretty sure this makes me a genius!
Have a great summer — not a bummer!
My best,
James Preller
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Greetings, my dearly beloved Nation of Readers.
Both of you! I mean it, thanks for stopping by here of all places.
I don’t know if anyone cares or not — it’s never stopped me before! — but I’ve been slowly posting videos over at my Youtube channel. Maybe it’s helpful to some families and teachers during this time of closed schools and the uncertainty of online learning.
My apologies, I kind of take an everyman-downmarket approach to these videos. Nothing too spiffy, I’m afraid. I usually don’t even comb my hair. Hey, we’re in lockdown, folks. Just keeping it real.
Anyway, I’ve been honing my opening moments in these videos. Raising my game. This one, embedded below, is fairly ridiculous. My might enjoy it. I’m hoping that maybe some young readers will, too.
So, yeah, give it 30 seconds and then you’re good.
It might make you laugh.
Or shake your head with pity.
Your call!
And if you are interested in the complete book — which is out of print, by the way — go to my Youtube channel, click here, subscribe, and start with the first video. I keep them at around 15 minutes each, so this book took five videos to complete.
Quick note on the “out of print” thing. I’ve written 42 Jigsaw Jones books. They all slowly, painfully went out of print. Then Macmillan stepped in and we’ve been bringing back new, revised, updated editions. If a reader enjoys this book, for example, there are 14 titles freshly available wherever good books are sold.
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My best. I hope that you and everyone you care for remains healthy and happy as you all continue to protect the vulnerable. There are days when this isn’t so bad at all, others when it feels awful.
It won’t last forever. Better times ahead.
Until then, there’s always books.
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Thank you, interwebs! And hat tip to my pal, the brilliant Jen Sattler, who tirelessly hunts this stuff down to bring it to the attention-deficit masses.
As it happens, tooth-brushing has figured large in my ouvre.
There’s this, from Wake Me In Spring:
And this, from A Pirate’s Guide to First Grade:
Yikes, I feel a trilogy coming on.
So, yes, obviously, I have some dental issues. Carry on!
In this bunny eat bunny world, we’ve seen celebrity authors come and go. Mostly come, in droves, especially after Harry Potter put a spotlight on the profit potential of the children’s book biz. Ca-ching.
Everybody’s making millions!
For many of us non-celebrity authors and illustrators, dressed in our dreary clothes, clutching our cold coffee cups, it’s hard not to be a little, urm, disgusted at times. The crappy book by the “star” that gets a ridiculous amount of undeserved attention.
But that’s life, so we deal with it, and try to keep our petty thoughts to ourselves.
However, I hasten to add: not all celebrity books suck. Jamie Lee Curtis wrote some good ones, as I recall. Fred Gwynne — Herman Munster! — made a sincere effort to create singular children’s books. By that I mean, my sense is that they actually worked on the books, actually respected the idea of a children’s book, and got into it for the “right reasons,” however we might differ in defining what those reasons are. It wasn’t just a way to cash in on something.
Anyway, this fresh, new effort by B.J. Novak is brilliant. Yes, absolutely, he came up with a clever idea. A great idea. But then he pulled it off over the course of an entire book. That’s not at all easy. And it’s beautifully published, too. Great job, all around.
Kids today, they sure do love the meta.
Enjoy this book with no pictures, folks. Go ahead, stomp on that link, surrender to the video. It makes me wish that I had a room full of kids to read this one too.