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New Dylan Song: Beyond Here Lies Nothin’

Fans of Bob Dylan were happy yesterday to learn that his new song, “Beyond Here Lies Nothin’,” was made available for FREE DOWNLOAD. Offer expires at midnight tonight (I think), so as they say in the old advertising game: Don’t delay, act now.

You can hear the track by clicking on the video. Nothing earth-shattering — this isn’t a new masterpiece. Bob’s basically an old bluesman now, like a living Robert Johnson, and this is a cool R & B tune featuring the great David Hidalgo (Los Lobos) on accordion. The full album, “Together Through Life,” releases in late April.

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Oh well, I love you pretty baby
You’re the only love I’ve ever known
Just as long as you stay with me
The whole world is my throne
Beyond here lies nothin’
Nothin’ we can call our own

Well, I’m movin’ after midnight
Down boulevards of broken cars
Don’t know what I’d do without it
Without this love that we call ours
Beyond here lies nothin’
Nothin’ but the moon and stars

Down every street there’s a window
And every window made of glass
We’ll keep on lovin’ pretty baby
For as long as love will last
Beyond here lies nothin’
But the mountains of the past

Well my ship is in the harbour
And the sails are spread
A-Listen to me pretty baby
Lay your hand upon my head
Beyond here lies nothin’
Nothin’ done and nothin’ said

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If I strike you as obsessive about Dylan, it’s because I am. With most celebrities, we know way too much, and the more we know the less we are interested. Then there are those rare people, like Dylan or Nixon, who strike me as endlessly fascinating. The more you know, the more you want to know.

Here’s the just-published book I’m reading right now, by Clinton Heylin, author of the wonderful, 800-page Dylan biography, Behind the Shades Revisited:

Top 100 Picture Books of All Time

The spectacular Betsy Bird over at Fuse #8 needs your help. She’s conducting a poll to determine — for once and for all, so we can finally put this debate behind us and get back to the real work of running this great country — the top 100 Picture Books of All Time.

Not last week. Not last year. All. Time. Betsy is nothing if not ambitious.

So if you want to lose three days pondering the possibilities, I suggest you get over there right now. I’m already thinking . . . top of my head . . . Where the Wild Things Are, The Story About Ping, Ferdinand, Owl Moon, The Little House, Caps for Sale,  Snowy Day, Koala Lou, Knots on a Counting Rope, The True Story of the Three Little Pigs, William’s Doll, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, George and Martha, Make Way for Ducklings, In the Night Kitchen, Sylvester and the Magic Pebble, The Amazing Bone, Stevie, The Polar Express, Ira Sleeps Over, The Philharmonic Gets Dressed, Frederick, and the list goes on forever. For reasons that are not clear to me, Betsy has ruled out “Easy Readers,” or else you know that Go, Dog, Go! but be right there near the top.

Sunrise Doesn’t Last All Morning: George Harrison’s Birthday

Yesterday was the anniversary of George Harrison’s birthday, so I’m a day late. This is one of my favorite songs of his post-Beatles career, and seems most fitting, though I have many that I love: “What Is Life,” “Isn’t It a Pity?,” “Beware of Darkness,” “Wah-Wah,” and on and on. In a time of celebrity superficiality, of gross excess, George Harrison remained a seeker and a spiritual man. And let’s not forget what he did for Bangladesh. (Okay, he lived in a castle — but still!) Enjoy this tribute.

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Sunrise doesn’t last all morning
A cloudburst doesn’t last all day
Seems my love is up and has left you with no warning
It’s not always going to be this grey

All things must pass
All things must pass away

Sunset doesn’t last all evening
A mind can blow those clouds away
After all this, my love is up and must be leaving
Its not always going to be this grey

All things must pass
All things must pass away
All things must pass
None of life’s strings can last
So I must be on my way
And face another day

Now the darkness only stays the night-time
In the morning it will fade away
Daylight is good at arriving at the right time
It’s not always going to be this grey

All things must pass
All things must pass away
All things must pass
All things must pass away

Fan Mail Wednesday #28 (Thursday Edition)

I read today that the U.S. Post Office lost $2.8 BILLION last year, and is on track to lose $6 BILLION this fiscal year. They are talking about eliminating a delivery day, possibly Tuesdays.

And yet Fan Mail Wednesday marches on (thanks largely to the internet)! So let’s roll up a sleeve, reach into the giant metal cage, and see what we’ve got this week . . .

Dear Mr. Preller,

My name is Sam and I am in third grade and I live in Missouri.  I  like playing soccer and reading books. I picked one of your books to do my book report on.  I had to do a mystery book.  I picked The Case of the Bicycle Bandit.  I picked this book because I like reading Jigsaw Jones books.

I like this book because I like bicycles.  I like all the characters but my favorite was Ralphie.  I like Ralphie because he likes Old Rusty. My favorite part of the book was when Jigsaw had the X-2000 and spied to look for Ralphie’s bike.  I liked when they fixed up Ralphie’s bike and painted it blue.

Thanks for writing this book.

Your Fan, Sam

I wrote back:

Dear Sam:

A few things in that book come from my childhood. I was the youngest of seven children, with four older brothers. We had a shed in the backyard, crowded with assorted old bicycles, parts of bicycles, rusty tires, broken chains, and spray-painted bicycle frames. My older brothers were always working on their bikes, improving them, putting on banana seats and chopper handlebars. My own bikes were often hand-me-downs, bikes I had inherited from my brothers. So that’s what I imagined Ralphie riding. And like Ralphie, I became very adept at slipping a greasy chain back onto the sprocket.

I thought of those old bikes when I had Jigsaw describe Ralphie’s bike, “Old Rusty,” on the first page of the book:

Old Rusty could shake and rattle. But it couldn’t roll. Not very well, anyway. Its tires were bent. Spokes were missing. The handlebars were twisted. The seat was ripped. The fenders rattled. The brakes squeaked. And worst of all, the chain kept falling off the whatchamacallit. After every block, Ralphie had to stop. He got off, turned the bicycle upside down, and carefully slipped the chain back onto the round thingy.

I’m glad you liked the part about the X-2000, with “special extender action.” I had a toy just like it when I was little. It was a periscope that extended out, and it even allowed me to peek around corners to spy on my family. I loved it. My brother Billy’s girlfriend, Janice, was not as thrilled, though I certainly was!

Thanks for your letter, Sam. And thanks for reading my book!

JP

P.S. Just for fun, here’s an old photo of my family, from back around 1966 or so, before everyone’s hair grew long. I’m the youngest, sporting a clip-on bowtie. This must be Easter, because that’s the only time my father ever pulled out the camera.

Overheard: Proposition 8

Regarding Proposition 8, one married man shrugged and said to another: “Hey, as my twice-divorced brother always says, ‘Why should they be spared?'”